Genius hangers

Most of these clocks fit well near the ceiling, over a door or a window. But if they’re not perfectly parallel with the ceiling, that'll make you crazy.

So we came up with this really clever angle-hanger idea.  Simply hang the clock like this:  
And look how they work:
If you shift the clock to the right or left just a little bit, then one end drops down and the other rises up.  So you can get it perfectly level in two seconds - even if the screws are NOT totally level. 
People say we should patent it. But our patent attorney says “just tell everybody about it. Then nobody else can patent it, and send you a cease and desist letter."